Saturday, July 24, 2010

Week in Review: Time to Care About Angelina Again

David Boreanaz, Orlando Bloom, Miranda Kerr, Mel Gibson, Oksana Grigorieva, Angelina Jolie, Lindsay Lohan
Money's down there, but we're starting to think it's text messaging that's at the root of all evil.
From Tiger Woods' well-publicized missives to the latest twist in the Mel Gibson drama to David Boreanaz's alleged penile pictogram, you've got to wonder just how invincible these people think they are to be sending digital evidence to be used against them in, if not a court of law, then at least the court of public opinion.
(If, you know, anyone's telling the truth about this stuff.)
Lindsay Lohan should be glad to be in jail, there's no texting allowed behind bars...